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Look at how fine my record has been!And how fine my life will be when I'm elected again . . .

Freedom on the Halfshell

A Collection of Poems on Freedom

Copyright 2002 by Bobby Matherne
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Poortry for the Millions

Under the poor tree of poly ticks
The I-am-bigs do congregate -
Legacy late and agri-vate our culture:
Build battle axes with hidden taxes
Welfare stoats with mini-mom wages.

'Tis puer trey in motion
The ex-sect you thieve, Ju-Ju dish shall,
Ledge is late while the state's a drift.

The ship is foundering
and the captain and the crew
Have better things to do
Than bail the water from the bilge -
They're much too busy barking on the bridge
About how fine their stewardship has been
And how nice it will be when...
(They're voted in again).

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