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Freedom on the Halfshell

A Collection of Poems on Freedom

Copyright 2002 by Bobby Matherne
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Pig on a Stick

The Lord of the Flies has a parachute
Piggy doesn't think he's very cute
His mates are buzzing, flitting in and out
Attracted to what they hold dear, no doubt.

The boar's head on the stake is speared
In the service of life's greater fear,
The mob at quadrennial convention,
Picking clean his temples for their board.

The Lord of the Flies has a parachute
Buffy thinks he is very cute.
She angles ever closer for a look
Ere her Lord is squashed by a history book.



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