Site Map: MAIN / Freedom on the Halfshell/ This Page
Freedom on the Halfshell
A Collection of Poems on Freedom
Copyright 2002 by Bobby Matherne
Click Me to Read the Next Poem of Freedom on the HalfshellWeird Occupations
Einstein was a patent office clerk.
Isaac Newton was director of the mint.
Nikola Tesla was a ditch digger.
Benjamin Lee Whorf was a fire inspector.
Will Rogers was a rope twirler.
Ben Franklin was a printer.
Jesus was a carpenter.
Peter was a fisherman.
Matthew was a tax collector.
Moses was a sheepherder.
Krishna was a butter thief.
Mohammed was a soldier.
Thoreau was a pencil maker.
Thomas Paine was a girdle maker.
Wilbur and Orville were bicycle mechanics.Surely these men were more than their
Weird Occupations.
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~~~ ><(((°> <°)))>< ~~~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^
Click Me to Read another Pearl from Freedom on the Halfshell.Over Eleven Million Good Readers as of 2015
What ails you? Are you in pain? Are you Unhappy? Fearful? Angry? Anxious? Feel down or upset by everyday occurrences? Plagued by chronic discomforts like migraines or tension-type headaches? Want freedom from chronic discomfort and pain? No time for baloney? Discover and apply to yourself this amazing new 21st Century approach to removing unwanted physical body states without surgery, drugs, or psychotherapy! Click on fearful, anxious, and pained faces Below.
Want to read some of
Bobby's Reviews?
Select from:
A Reader's Journal I, A Reader's Journal II, A Reader's Treasury.
Want to read Bobby's FIQ - Famous and Interesting Quotes?
Want to read Bobby's Collection of Humorous Tidbits?
Want to see Bobby's Violet-n-Joey Cartoons ?
Want to Laugh along with Thousands as you Read the Book of Calvin humorous essays?