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Freedom on the Halfshell

A Collection of Poems on Freedom

Copyright 2002 by Bobby Matherne
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Weird Occupations

Einstein was a patent office clerk.
Isaac Newton was director of the mint.
Nikola Tesla was a ditch digger.
Benjamin Lee Whorf was a fire inspector.
Will Rogers was a rope twirler.
Ben Franklin was a printer.
Jesus was a carpenter.
Peter was a fisherman.
Matthew was a tax collector.
Moses was a sheepherder.
Krishna was a butter thief.
Mohammed was a soldier.
Thoreau was a pencil maker.
Thomas Paine was a girdle maker.
Wilbur and Orville were bicycle mechanics.

Surely these men were more than their
      Weird Occupations.



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