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Freedom on the Halfshell

A Collection of Poems on Freedom

Copyright 2002 by Bobby Matherne
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Growers and Mowers

There are two groups I know
       that have diverse opinions
The Pro-Growers and Pro-Mowers,
       filled with marching battalions.

Pro-Growers picket lawnmower shops
       holding pictures of new mown hay
They taunt and tease and traffic stops
       to take in what they have to say,

"Grass is a natural product
       and must be allowed to live
For that is God's code of conduct
       and none of us escape that sieve."

Pro-Mowers want their grass
       cut as low as the mower can,
No blade of grass will they let pass,
       left uncut by the Scyther's hand.

"The right belongs to us, you see,
       and ne'er will we let you forget,
This land is bathed in liberty,
       so on we mow without regret."

When on the horns of a dilemma
       it's best to overthrow the bull,
Each side has a half-truth lemma
       that doesn't satisfy us at all.

I let my grass grow long's I want
       and thus escape the grower's taunt,
And let mowers mow as they will
       deprive their life of living's fill.

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