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Freedom on the Halfshell
A Collection of Poems on Freedom
Copyright 2002 by Bobby Matherne
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"Does you have Prince Albert in de can?"
"Yes, we do."
"Well, let him out!" - popular joke during the 1950's.
From the Plantation House on the hill
comes another stream of capitol ideas:Businesses will be required to provide...shuffle...shuffle...shuffle...
12 weeks of maternity related leave
each year to every employee.
Businesses will be required to provide...shuffle...shuffle...shuffle...
medical insurance for each employee.Businesses will be required to hire...shuffle...shuffle...shuffle...
non-English speaking employees.Before the War Between the States,...shuffle...shuffle...shuffle...
slavery was concentrated in the South
Now the entire country is enslaved
by the Plantation House on the Hill.Who's going to set US free?...shuffle...shuffle...shuffle...
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