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Does you wants to be set free?Lordy, yassuh, Massuh! . . .

Freedom on the Halfshell

A Collection of Poems on Freedom

Copyright 2002 by Bobby Matherne
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Canned Freedom

"Does you have Prince Albert in de can?"
"Yes, we do."
"Well, let him out!" - popular joke during the 1950's.

From the Plantation House on the hill
       comes another stream of capitol ideas:

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Businesses will be required to provide
      12 weeks of maternity related leave
      each year to every employee.
...shuffle...shuffle...shuffle...
Businesses will be required to provide
medical insurance for each employee.
...shuffle...shuffle...shuffle...
Businesses will be required to hire
       non-English speaking employees.
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Before the War Between the States,
      slavery was concentrated in the South
Now the entire country is enslaved
      by the Plantation House on the Hill.
...shuffle...shuffle...shuffle...
Who's going to set US free?



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