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~~~ Tidbit of Humor: Ah, to be Twelve Again ! ~~~
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Tidbit of Humor: Ah, to be Twelve Again !
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A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
"I'd love to be 12 again," she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park.
What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was!
Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down.
Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake!
Then it was off to a movie-the latest epic, and hot dogs,popcorn, Coca-Cola and M&Ms.
What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being 12 again?"
One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size."
The moral of this story: If a man is listening to a woman only with his rational mind, he's liable to get it wrong. ============================================================
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