~~~ Tidbit of Humor: Rodney Dangerfield Gags ~~~
Tidbits are Informative or Humorous Collection of Sayings
Collected, Edited, Used, and/or Laughed at by
Bobby Matherne ©2003
Site Map: MAIN / Tidbits / This Page
Tidbits are Informative or Humorous Collection of Sayings
Collected, Edited, Used, and/or Laughed at by
Bobby Matherne ©2003
This Web Page Contains Material Collected from an Email Received and Edited Subsequently by Bobby Matherne.
To Submit a Tidbit for these Webpages, Click Here!
Return to MAIN TIDBITS PAGE.
== == == == == == == == == == == == == == == == == == == == == ==
§==§==§ Like this Tidbit? Recommend it to a friend! §==§==§
http://www.recommend-it.com/l.z.e?s=703791
§==§==§ Need a new, Dependable ISP/DSL in a Hurry? §==§==§
Check out: http://www.earthlink.net/
Tell them I sent you - jeauxy@earthlink.net
Great Way to show Gratitude for these Tidbits!
§==§==§ Also check out our Cartoon Page at: http://www.doyletics.com/vjtoons.htm
== == == == == == == == == == == == == == == == == == == == == ==
Tidbit of Humor: Rodney Dangerfield Gags
== == == == == == == == == == == == == == == == == == == == == ==
== == == == == == == == == == == == == == == == == == == == == ==Dedicated In Loving Respect to Rodney Dangerfield.
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass!
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own religion?
Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.
A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!
A hooker once told me she had a headache.
I went to a massage parlor. It was self service.
If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off.
I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.
The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him, "Why?" He said, "Because you came home early."
I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal.
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex; she called me from Chicago last night.
My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play with
Are you in pain? Unhappy? Angry? Anxious? Feel down or upset by the world situation? Plagued by chronic discomforts like migraines or tension-type headaches? At Last! An Alternative Approach to Removing Unwanted Physical Body States without Drugs or Psychotherapy, e-mediatelytm!
