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Tidbit of Humor and Information: A Vocabulary Test

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A Vocabulary Test:

Some of these words you may have heard other people using and wondered what they were talking about. This is a good way to get some handle on these words. I guarantee you if you take this test, score True on all the questions, then go out into the world and use the words as defined, your life will be much more interesting and you will definitely learn the real meanings of the words on this test.

The Test:



1. A clitoris is a type of flower.
             True ___ False ___



2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
             True ___ False ___



3. A vulva is an automobile from Sweden.
             True ___ False ___



4. A fallopian tube is part of a television. True ___ False ___



5. The term "Spread Eagle" refers to an extinct bird.
             True ___ False ___



6. It is dangerous to have a wet dream under an electric blanket.
            True ___ False ___



7. Copulation is sex between two consenting policemen.
             True ___ False ___



8. The word vagina is a medical term used to describe pains in the chest.
             True ___ False ___



9. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
             True ___ False ___



10. Fellatio is an Italian dagger.
             True ___ False ___



11. A G-string is a weapon used by G-Men.
             True ___ False ___



12. An anus is a Greek word meaning a period of time.
             True ___ False ___



13. Testicles are what an octopus has eight of.
             True ___ False ___



14. Cunnilingus is a person who can speak 4 or more languages.
            True ___ False ___



15. Asphalt is a medical term used to describe someone with rectal problems.
             True ___ False ___



16. KOTEX is a radio station in Dallas.
             True ___ False ___



17. Masturbate is something used to catch large fish.
             True ___ False ___



18. Coitus is a musical instrument.
             True ___ False ___



19. Fetus was a character on the TV series "Gunsmoke".
             True ___ False ___



20. A condom is an apartment complex.
             True ___ False ___



21. An umbilicial cord is what releases a parachute.
             True ___ False ___



22. McDonald's Golden Arches is a phallic symbol.
            True ___ False ___



23. Semen is another word for sailors.
            True ___ False ___



24. A rectum is what you are for taking this test.
            True ___ False ___





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