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Tidbit of Information and Humor: Words Women Use


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Many thanks to Ginger Thiele for suggesting this Tidbit of Humor Jan. 14, 2004.

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Words Women  Use

Fine
This is the word  women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut  up.

Five  Minutes
If she is  getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes.  Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go  Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud  Sigh
Although not  actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's  Okay
This is one of  the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
This is the  least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you.  Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.
 
 

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