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Freedom on the Halfshell

A Collection of Poems on Freedom

Copyright 2002 by Bobby Matherne

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Literal Demoncracy

Sturgeon said,
       "95% of everything is crap."
I wonder if he was thinking
       of democracy when he said that.

Pareto said,
       "80% of the work is done
       by 20% of the people."
I wonder if he was thinking
       of democracy when he said that.

Emerson said,
       "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin
       of little minds."
I wonder if he was thinking
       of democracy when he said that.



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