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Freedom on the Halfshell

A Collection of Poems on Freedom


Why Oysters for a Book on Freedom?

The oyster never leaves his shell,
And does, therein, exceeding well;
He does not have to sweat and brood
To know the joys of oysterhood;
He deems the treasured pearl a fault,
And takes his world with ample salt.

Samuel Hoffenstein from
The Complete Poetry of Samuel Hoffenstein

Samuel Hoffenstein said it for me in his poem written in the 1930s. As you enter this book of poems before you, keep your salt shaker handy. "Taking something with a grain of salt" is an old fashioned idiom for "not believing everything you hear." In the realm of freedom with its polar opposite of coercion, one should take things with "ample salt" as Sam suggests in his poem.

In the D. C. Mole Station (the Plantation Master's home on the hill, as I call Washington, D. C. in some of the included poems) one hears a lot about freedom and hardly anything about coercion. Remove the "salt" and you find in reality the exact opposite ratios being placed into practice: a lot of coercion is promulgated into law and the last bastion of freedom, the Bill of Rights, is being undermined, saboteged, and extirpated, clause by clause, with each new law passed by the Supreme Court in its finite wisdom. (Doesn't the Constitution charge them with interpreting the Constitution, not modifying it for the sake of some fashionable cause? Doesn't anybody keep track of these things?)

How can freedom ever prove itself if it is treated as a fault, an irritant, and removed by the Plantation Master before it can improve into a pearl?

Please pass the salt and let's open a few oysters, whatdya say?

After you've read the Title Poem Below,

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Copyright 2002 by Bobby Matherne

Freedom on the Halfshell - Title Poem

In South Louisiana
       We eat our oysters raw
             Using the half shell as a spoon.

We take our freedom
       In the open air
             And consider it a boon.

The oyster shell is strong
       and clamped shut so tight —
It takes a lot of force and skill
       to open up the shell just right.

The oyster is opened live
       it struggles against the knife
But when its muscle's severed
       it gives up its gentle life.

Freed by coercion of its spirit
       the oyster's body lies —
A delicacy to be consumed
       by the scion of the skies.

Oysters all — we human beings
       confront the coercive will
That would dispatch our spirit
       leaving US freedom on the half shell.

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